Today is my pepaw's 84th birthday. That man is amazing and I love the fuck outta him. Happy Birthday Pepaw!
SO...
On with the updates:
I'm in texas. Currently being awesome, what with the waitressing extraordinaire and everything. THE PLAN: Leave late august. Everyone's saying I wont leave though. Well, fuck them.
Family rundown:
Mother: bitch. Father: working out-of-town. Mother: whoring around w/ new boyfriend. Father: bout to legally ram bitch up the ass via custody war. ....we'll see who comes out victorious.
I'm also staying in a yet-to-be foreclosed-on house by myself. It was awesome when my younger brother was staying there too and we could hang out...now it's pretty damn lonely. But whatevs, the man will not bring me down. Damn the man, save the empire!
Work is work. I am awesome. I have yet to figure out how to patent my blowjobs without it being considered a form of prostitution though...
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Oh the Jecka Blowjay.... once believed only to be found in Oregon is now found RIGHT HERE in sweet little bo-dunk Hill County. I have yet to partake in the infamous fellatio, but I have witness the stupor and penis enlarging effects of the Jecka Blowjay. It's said that afterwards your penis grows an inch, and everything you eat tastes better. We'll see... Next time I stop in to Lonestar for some fried pickles and delicious burgerness I'll make sure and sit at the "tall" tables. Which I am now positive are only tall because Jecka's blowjobs have become so famous.
Jess, you have NO IDEA how happy I am to read your damn blog again!
"the man will not bring me down. Damn the man, save the empire!"
AMEN Sista!
I have been practicing my 'head giving' skills. I think I'm pretty good at it.
I had black cock recently. It was huge...yet satisfying. I don't know if I'd do it again, but I was glad to have the experience!
Luv you SOOOOO much
xoxo
Bradley Ryan
aka
slider9012
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