Thursday, January 8, 2009

omgwhy?why?why?!

WHYYYYY did I watch this video?!

Dude is clearly auditioning for some sort of reality talent show. And, um...I don't think the judges were "split" on their decision to let him through to the next round.

Enjoy.

I can understanding asking for the ring back, but this?

NY man wants kidney back in divorce


Really? How much of a douche do you have to be?

"There is no deeper pain you can ever express than betrayal from someone who you loved and devoted your whole life to. And I saved her life," said Dr. Richard Batista.
Dr. Batista says his wife broke his heart. Now he wants her kidney.
Back in 2001 Batista's wife needed a kidney transplant. He turned out to be a match and ended up saving her life.
But now that there is trouble in paradise, he wants the kidney back.
Of course legally, since the kidney is in his wife's body, it now belongs to her.
Since he can't have it he's asking for over a million dollars in compensation.


Note to self: When making prenup, include a medical organ donation clause!

Glad I'm not the only one...

...who hates Karaoke!

The karaoke machine has been named in a government survey as the most irritating invention.

No freakin' joke!

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A poll of more than 2,500 adults found that that nearly 25% of Brits wish it had never been invented.
"When people are singing karaoke they are enjoying themselves, but as a member of the audience you are just watching somebody who can't perform, and isn't particularly pleasant to listen to, for as long as you can bear it."

Monday, January 5, 2009

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Fate?

Almost being in a wreck is ALWAYS better than being in one, of course. On the drive back from Texas to Oregon, my sister and I were almost in this wreck. Literally, if we hadn't stopped at a convenience store right before that mile marker, we would have been in that wreck. Instead (thankfully) we were stuck right behind it for 3 hours. Driving through that spot after they opened the highway was creepy. You could see skidmarks for a solid mile, and part of the guardrail was out, you could tell a car had gone through it.

A runaway truck smashed into 11 other vehicles on Interstate 5 in the mountains north of Los Angeles on Wednesday, injuring 11 people, authorities said.

"foggy conditions were a factor"...yeah, no joke. At the bottom of the hill was zero visibility. We definitely stopped wondering why the cars didn't move out the of the 18wheeler's way once we drove through that spot.

Sad.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Merry Blah-Blah

I'm BACK!!!

Sorry it's been so long, I was out of town for the holidays. I'll probably make a video about it. Quite the xmas.