EWWW.

The C-String.

That, folks, is underwear. That's right, and I'll give one guess as to what the "C" in "C-String" stands for. Gross.

p.s. The above link is probably NSFW.

Are You Surprised?

According to TMZ, David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. Frankly, I'm not surprised whatsoever, I'm just disappointed that I never got to sleep with him. That man is insanely hot.

Once again, the underdog pulls through...

You have to admit, Microsoft Internet Explorer is now the underdog, but I think we can finally give them their standard-just-for-showing-up-because-now-the-whole-damn-world-is-politically-correct trophy.

Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 to Include So-Called 'Porn Mode' Privacy Feature

This is EXACTLY why music should be experienced live:

oooh ooooh, i want THAT!

The Rogue is a freakin' sweeet new watch that tells time without telling you the actual numbers. Awesome. They just need to make a dainty women's version, but still keep it somewhat badass. No? Well, fuck it, I wear it anyway. But I do have to pull a chick move and get one in every color available.

Modern Day MacGyver*

Apparently some chick made solar cells out of a pizza oven, freakin' nail polish, and inkjet printers. Plus, she's Australian, so she's automatically hot.

Stunning + Smart = Everything I'm not

Sidenote(rant): Doesn't anyone remember that Daphne from Scooby Doo was the female MacGyver? No one ever references her. That makes me sad.

I Have Now Taken Laziness To A New Level.

In waking up this morning, I already knew that I wasn't going to wear a skirt to work. It was a pants kind of day; due to the fact that a) it's sort of rainy today, but more importantly, b) I need to acquire some pantyhose that don't have built-in runs in them. So, in mental preparation for my shower routine, I decided that I would not shave my legs.

Now, to all the females here, you are probably thinking, "yeah, so?;" but here is where I veer from sanity to whaaaaaat? In my infinite wisdom and half-asleepness, I also decided to shave my ankles. Yes, just my ankles. I reasoned that even though I was wearing slacks to work, sometimes my ankles end up showing when I cross my legs or whathaveyou. So, somehow, shaving just my ankles made perfect sense to me.

I'm working on getting that cat scan scheduled asap.