Now THIS is something I would totally rock on Halloween:

A slutty hamburger dress. Click here to view the product page, with side and rear pictures of the dress. Sadly, no way to buy it. I could totally rock a bra with it, with bacon straps of course. Maybe a bacon garter belt with crocheted stockings. Oh the possibilities. I'll be ordered up your way, baby! hahahahha. You just have to provide the sauce.