Oh China!

Apparently you have to be a smarty pants to take the Driver's test in China. You are given a study booklet of 800 questions, 100 of which will be on the test. Not all are even related to driving: If someone's intestines are protruding from an open abdominal wound, should you: A. Put them back in place; B. Do nothing; or, C. Cover them with some kind of container and fasten it around the body?

Plus, you need to ace at least 90 of the questions to pass. Not to mention the bizarro eye exam that you take by reading the panel's reflection through a mirror.

wtf?

Oh, the kicker? Last year alone, 73,500 people were killed and 304,000 injured in traffic accidents in China.

Welcome to China's roads, among the most dangerous in the world.

Read more here

3 Things:

:: I officially have a negative balance in my checking account from taking my son to the dentist today. Apparently my credit card is expired and my child support card was declined (wtf?). Fucking YAY.

:: I have an job interview tomorrow. I have to put extra thought into the interview outfit and hair since the guy I'm interviewing for likes pretty girls. I am not optimistic.

:: Oh yeah, and I fully hate life right now.

yours truly

wtf

At first it just seemed like a video of kids masturbating, then I slowly started to get freaked the fuck out by all the staring. They're looking right at me. Like into my soul. wtf?! Also, what's with the demon chick? Or the little pussy who is actually crying? Seriously dude? You make me want to slap you with the power glove. I don't know whether to throw the laptop out of fear, or weep from the lack of humanity these kids have.

On the other hand, I hope my boyfriend never films me playing games. Lets just say it would be NSFW based on the profanity alone.

what the FUCK is mattew perry thinking?!

hahahahhaha i'm still totally going to see this!

tgif?

Ahhhh Google Image Search, you are my savior on slow, slow work days. Somehow, searching for "tgif" resulted in this:

wtf?

Apparently, sloth can, not only be a costume, but it can also be sexy. Costume makers must truely be running out of ideas. Fail.

However, I would totally rock this costume:

Hahahahahah. Awesome.