the birthday, the blowjob, and the motherfucking pie:

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6 month hiatus:

I'll be leaving my home for the next 6 months due to the following reasons:

-I have no job here and can't find one.

-My car was repossessed yesterday and I can't get it back. There is no way I can come up with over $10,000 in the next 15 days; short of robbing a bank. Plus, knowing my luck, I would get a bullet to the face instead of the money anyway.

-I have debt on top of my debt. My credit was already fucked before the repossession.

My concerns:

-Transferring my son to a new school. I don't think he'll take it well at all.

-Living with my parents. They are soul sucking forces that drive me to think unthinkable thoughts. If I end up stabbing my mother, please know that that cunt drove me to it. Crime of passion, not premeditation. Even though I'm discussing it now, I'm not planning it.

-My parents might lose their house.

-Being away from my boyfriend for 6 months. We've never been apart that long in the 5 1/2 years that we've been together. I'm worried we'll grow apart. Or rather, that he'll grow apart from me.

Regardless, I'll be gone til September.

well, my schedule just cleared up

Cons:

My temp job ended yesterday. We worked an entire 12 days. Woooo. I hate that I won't have a paycheck, but I also hate that I won't be able to volunteer there anymore. Our job was to convert all files into a computer system, so all their filing needs are no longer existant. Which also means that my volunteer status matches. Yes, I could volunteer elsewhere, but I really really like the crew over there.

Back on the stalking-job-postings-and-harrassing-hiring-departments-with-my-mass-emailing-of-the-resume job. No Bueno.

Pros:

Well, now I'll be online and blogging more. Since, you know, I don't have a life.

I just carb-loaded for a marathon. A tv watching marathon. My Guilt is equal to or less than My Satisfaction. I will probably rape the shit out of my Netflix Queue later.

Plans:

I am going to make an appointment to talk to admissions about possibly going back to school. I have no aspirations or goals or even ideas of what I want to do, but student grants and loans might ease my bills/stress/debt. Not sure if I'll actually be able to go back to school, but I'm going to find out.

Merry Blah-Blah

yours truly

Well...

My boyfriend's birthday is tomorrow and he won't be here to celebrate it. He had to fly out to TN to see his mom, who is sick and in the hospital. I'm sad that she is in the hospital and I'm sad that he is gone. I found out that she won't be coming to live with us, and that makes me kind of sad too. Yes, she will be closer, but I was daydreaming about getting a rental house and all of us living together. It would have been nice.

So anyway, I'll probably be wrapping presents tonight, while watching House and Fringe on FOX. Maybe I'll get some wine. It seems like a wine kind of night.

I ♥ bloopers.

Busy.

Well, the boyfriend is turning 30 (gasp) October 1st and I am trying to figure out what the hell to do for him. I'm not very good with birthday's since I stopped celebrating mine about 12 years ago. Plus, what the fuck do you get someone turning 30? Seriously. I mean, I know what I want to get him, but due to this lovely happenstance, I can't afford jack. So goodbye Vegas plans and goodbye Colorado plans and goodbye Avalanche vs. Stars plans and goodbye getting cable+DVR plans. So what's left? HELP!


Plus:

September 21 - So You Think You Can Dance Live!

October 1st - Boyfriend's birthday + Official break-up date since dude is OLD!

Sometime in October - Have to get new birth control. Must find a way to come up with $500.

Some other time in October - The Great Costume Debate.

October 24th - mutha fucking HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 hits theaters! hellz yeah

October 31st - Halloween (ahhhh screaming kids + endless walking)

Under/Over

Happy, or something like it:

-The return of The Office! Can't freakin' wait! God I love that show.

-My son's birthday party went great! Although, I found out that it IS expensive to do a birthday party the "cheap" way and next year, I will opt for something like Chuck E. Cheese or The Movies or The Zoo, etc.

-Got to go on a two hour shopping spree with my boss' credit card today. Yes, I had to buy work appropriate clothing, and yes I had a limit, but still. It was pretty awesome.

-IRS says I owe them money since I never proved that I actually pay childcare (since having your taxes prepared by the pros no longer warrants as proof enough), but the upside is that all I have to do is send in proof and I don't have to pay the tax preparers extra monies to fix this.

-Still have to register my kid for school (btw, OMFG my kid is going to be IN SCHOOL!!!), but I scored a free session w/ a kid's counselor to evaluate his behavior; so that's pretty nice since I'm poor.

-I've been actually liking my boyfriend lately. I think it has something to do with never seeing him. It totally works for us.

Not Much To Update On

Just been feeling an odd combination of stress + non motivation lately. It's consumed me.

My sister got two tickets to So You Think You Can Dance, and she invited me to tag along! YAY...I do feel a little ashamed that I've gotten swept up into a reality show, but fuck, they wont pay the writers jack shit, so either we need to start liking reality shows, or stop watching tv. And the later is SO not an option for me.