Survey Says?

You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do?
-have violent, violent sex

You're stuck on an elevator with the person you've fallen the hardest for, what happens?
-if sober: i would stare straight ahead or watch the floor numbers while saying nothing, yet hoping that he would say anything
-if drunk: strike up the most raunchy conversation known to man, make him very aware of my love of all things kinky and my awesome blowjob skills, then offer a demonstration of said awesome skills

The celebrity you love the most offers to marry you, as long as you don't talk to any of your current friends or family members anymore, do you marry them?
-are you kidding me?! i would have an excuse not to talk to them?! hells YES i would!

You weigh 700 pounds, do you get liposuction or lose the weight manually?
-i would purchase a hunting rifle* and shoot my fucking brains out


*a hunting rifle as to ensure that the bullet would actually penetrate all the layers of fat and successfully "do the job"

Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
-fuck him. in my experience, it totally makes the relationship better, but then again, i am awesome and not like other girls.

Have you ever liked someone on your top friends?(clearly this survey was taken from myspace)
-well, my boyfriend is on my top friends...so no. no i havent. that bastard.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend finds out they have AIDS, do you get yourself tested?
-right after breaking up with his cheating ass, yes. then i drunkenly call him a few days later after realizing that there is no one else i can fuck now and i need some dick...

If you ever wanna live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, do you do it?
-oh god yes. and by the way, whose rule is this? cuz....best.rule.ever!

What about shoot up heroin?
-yup, i'd do it.

i'd probably spend the rest of my life addicted, and subsequently die from it, but still....


If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
-probably not, unless i was the mole on the inside or something

You have to dye your hair a different color for the rest of your life, what color?
-jessica-rabbit-red. it would be awesome.

Someone asks you on a date, where do you wanna go?
-anywhere that serves alcohol

You have to get a facial peircing, what do you get?
-i'd go back in time and get the ever popular 90's eyebrow peircing.

You have to get a tattoo, what do you get?
-i'd get a tattoo of the devil screwing the batman up the ass. its symbolic of my current relationship.

When's the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friends?
-i did that almost two years ago w/ my sisters...

Are you mad about anything?
-no way man, everything is groovy right now. out of sight.

Your good friend is getting beat up real bad in a fight, do you help out?
-i'd tape it and post that shit on youtube.

Could you go a month without cursing?
-fuck no.

Are you currently reading a book?
-yes, and its horrible. i fucking hate it and i want to hunt down the author and roundkick him in the face for putting out such horrible literature.

fucking new york times bestseller my ass.

Have you ever ridden a horse?
-yes, and hated it. i'm not a horse person at all.

horses freak me out (and no i didn't fall off or anything)

Would you strip for a million dollars?
-oh god yes. i'm poor.

i would have to be very drunk or high, but i'd definately do it

Are you scared of sharks?
-not really. maybe i would be if i were bleeding profusely in their general vicinity, but other than that, no, not really.

You can take one friend on vacation with you (no boyfriends/girlfriends!), who do you choose?
-depends on where we are going....different friends have different geographical connections

You take someone's boyfriend/girlfriend and they start cutting themselves, do you feel bad?
-no.

clearly they need professional help for some serious underlining issues that are not directly related to anything i did.

Abortion; yes or no?
-if only my mother had aborted me. fucking whore.

Gay marriage; yes or no?
-why not? over 50% is going to end in divorce anyway, might as well let them give it a shot. maybe our stats will get better. they probably know something we dont know about making shit work. ya know, cuz of all their magicial powers and whatnot.

what? that's what the rainbows are about right?