Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I had a nightmare about an hour ago. I guess that should teach me to take daytime naps huh? This was a real nightmare though, not just a bad dream. The kind of nightmare that you had as a kid. The kind were airplane fighter jets crash land around you & you're stuck watching people die. . .defenseless to help. The kind where to see what brought these fighter jets down. Some kind of monster. And the monster comes after you because you know it only has one agenda. To feed. And you're crouched in a shell of a destroyed aircraft, try to avoid this thing's searching claws. Claws that are desperately craving flesh & blood. And in this panic for self-preservation, you suddenly wake up. Freaked out and wondering what the hell just happened. Yup, no more daytime naps. . .

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Noah: i want to go with you! Pepaw: no no, get over here and watch that phlembob. Noah & me: haha its spongebob!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

the birthday, the blowjob, and the motherfucking pie:

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