In waking up this morning, I already knew that I wasn't going to wear a skirt to work. It was a pants kind of day; due to the fact that a) it's sort of rainy today, but more importantly, b) I need to acquire some pantyhose that don't have built-in runs in them. So, in mental preparation for my shower routine, I decided that I would not shave my legs.
Now, to all the females here, you are probably thinking, "yeah, so?;" but here is where I veer from sanity to whaaaaaat? In my infinite wisdom and half-asleepness, I also decided to shave my ankles. Yes, just my ankles. I reasoned that even though I was wearing slacks to work, sometimes my ankles end up showing when I cross my legs or whathaveyou. So, somehow, shaving just my ankles made perfect sense to me.
I'm working on getting that cat scan scheduled asap.