Idiots, all of you! How, for one second, did ANYONE believe that Bigfoot was/is real? Seriously?! I can't believe, especially during a time of, not only war, but of an election, can a story of fucking BIGFOOT make CNN news coverage. Or that people actually thought these guys were telling the truth. I honestly wasn't sure whether to laugh that people didn't automatically know this was a hoax...or cry because people didn't know automatically that this was a hoax.
Society as we know it, is dead. We should blow up the earth now.