-The fish tank is conveniently located for when your fish die
-Cleaning that tank has GOT to suck
-You will probably end up with some fucked up fish from all the vibrations and whatnot that go along with that whole flushing-thing (which in turn leads us back to the convenient location, right ontop of a fishy graveyard)
Well, the Pro list almost won...then I saw the price tag..$300! Uh, never mind. My crack habit is way more important.