Mom.

So, after browsing through many other blogs, and some myspace groups, I have been hit with nonstop parent posts. So here's mine. This is my favourite picture of my mom. She is in her teens here, and has never looked more beautiful. Sometimes I truly hate this bitch, but even when I hate her, I love her.

OH, fun fact of the day: every time we call each other on the phone, instead of saying "hello," we say, "hey ho" or "hey hooker, what's up." And somehow, the phrase, "god mom, you are such a whore," enters the conversation more than once. Ahhh goodtimes.