Tuesday, October 14, 2008

new condoms, YAY!

Okay kids, there are all sorts of condoms out there. MOST prevent pregnancy, unless you have super penetrable sperm; but that's a whole 'nuther post. Anyhoo, as I was saying: you have, glow-in-the-dark, colored, flavored, textured, big, small, ultra, pre-lubed, etc. Well now, you no longer have reason to hang on to that ruler guys (unless it's a trick ruler, in which you seem bigger than you laughably are). Introducing, Condometric!!!


So, does anyone else see frat guys making bets on how big their, um, "outcome" or "final product" ends up being? Cuz I totally see that happening.

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