Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Scared of clowns? Well, maybe you should be.
Lots of my friends are very, very creeped out by clowns. Some say it's because their parents let them watch Killer Klowns from Outerspace at a young age. A movie, I love, by the way. Seriously, I own it. Others cite the movie, It. Horrible movie, excellent book. Yet other people have just always been scared, for no real reason. I don't know why there has always been some scary stigma associated with clowns, but it's totally there.
Well, now folks, perhaps your fears have just been justified. If you live in Chicago, you might want to warn your children to not only "not talk to strangers," but also, "don't talk to, accept candy from, or for the love of god Timmy, get into that clown's van."
Creepy Clown Stalks Children
Sort of gives a new spin to, Mr. Slaphappy, huh?