C: So I'm eating at Sonic and half of the university of tennesse cheerleaders just pulled up and got out right in front of me
Me: Oooh the cozmos are making up for such a crappy bday
C: Thirty sucks
C: [sends picture]
Me: Whatever pic you sent, I cant "retrieve" it right now
C: It was me eating my chili cheese dog
Me: Why the fuck would i want a pic of u eating? Frm now on, im going to take a pic every time i eat & send it to u. Even if ur w/ me
C: It was my bday chili dog on my 30th bday. It was monumental.
Me: Ur an idiot. Only an old guy would think thats monumental. Just think, today a chilidog, in a few years, an erection.
C: Blow me.
Me: btw, im wearing a skirt today.
C: Oh by the way i'm wearing a tie today.
Me: Skirt trumps tie since we're both turned on by them. I win. Even on ur bday, i win.