Wednesday, November 19, 2008

the connections my mind makes...

never ceases to amaze me.

I've been cleaning most of the day because my boyfriend's mother is going to be coming in tomorrow and staying with us throughout the weekend.

I'm in the bathroom, scrubbing the shit out of it, literally and when cleaning a toilet, I hardly ever use a toilet brush. I don't find them to be 100% effective, so it may sound gross, but I bet my toilet is cleaner than your average toilet for it.

As I'm kneeled down in front of the toilet, cleaning the inside of the bowl by hand, it dawns on me that this must be exactly the way it feels to fist a vagina.


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