...who hates Karaoke!
The karaoke machine has been named in a government survey as the most irritating invention.
No freakin' joke!
A poll of more than 2,500 adults found that that nearly 25% of Brits wish it had never been invented.
"When people are singing karaoke they are enjoying themselves, but as a member of the audience you are just watching somebody who can't perform, and isn't particularly pleasant to listen to, for as long as you can bear it."