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I've been saying this same exact thing for months now. To fix the economy, all we have to do is legalize gay marriage, legalize and tax the fuck out of weed, and legalize and charge up the ass for prostitution. Think about it. Jobs upon jobs would be available, crime would go down, stds and AIDS would go down, etc etc.
And if the drugs and sex is too much for you to stomach, then just legalize gay marriage. Do you realize the average wedding costs $30,000? Helllooooo. Not to mention marriage counseling and divorce costs. Because, you know, marriage doesn't work, regardless of sexual preference. Anyway, point is, if you are so hung up on every other aspect of gay marriage, just remember, it would help the economy!