Conversations with a 5yr old:

*In my confused quest to do something with my life, I decide to ask my son what he thinks I should do; since I have no idea myself.

Me: Hey Noah, if you could give me any job in the world to do, what job would you give me? What should I do for work?

Noah: I would want you to be happy.

Me: Awwww. Thank you, but what should I do for a job? Like, what should Mommy do when she grows up?

Noah: You should do whatever you want to do.

Me: Ok, but I don't know what I want to do. What do you think I want to do?

Noah: I think you should be a police lady.

Me: Really? Why?

Noah: 'Cuz you're beautiful.

Me: ...and police ladies are beautiful?

Noah: Yes.

What do you want for Christmas?

Good lord I need to cut that kid's hair! He likes it long because it makes him look like Troy Bolton:



This morning he insisted on being called Clark Kent because of his outfit:


Yes, he watches Smallville. He likes anything with superheros or singing.

So the fact that he says his name is "Jason" is weird, but no surprise. I have no idea who this Jason person is, it's certainly not anyone in the Justice League, anyone who's been to the Daily Planet, or anyone that's set foot into the Batcave. There is a Jason in High School Musical, but that's not who he's talking about. I don't know, kid is crazy.

Plus, that's the first time I've heard him mention Hungry Hungry Hippos. Or getting The Santa Clause 3 movie. He's really been talking about those damn Pokemon cards forEVEr. So that answer was a curve ball.

Don't even ask me about the "naked" thing. I have no idea.