Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
i totally forgot about that sex dream:
I had a sex dream the other day and I totally forgot all about it until today. I'm watching The Doctors right now and it sparked my memory. Why? Cuz I had a sex dream about Dr. Travis Stark.
Dude is fine, huh? Plus he's tall! Which is a huge turn-on for me.
From what I remember, I was in some large group of people and we were all traveling together. Travis was apart of this group, and we were the youngest people there. Earlier in the day we had all gone hiking and had come back to the lodge to relax for the night. I started giving Travis a back rub since he was complaining of pulling something during the hike. At this point, it was completely innocent. Then he started getting flirty and touchy-feely with me. Which shocked the hell out of me. I mean, look at him. He is crazy hot and I was thinking the entire time, why are you so interested in me?! I figured it was due to me being the only chick close to his age. I also wasn't sure if he actually wanted to have sex or if he was just teasing. But thank god, he wasn't. We excused ourselves from the group and went to the bathroom. I found out pretty quickly that he wasn't kidding around and even though I was very into it, I was super self-conscience about my body. Super self-conscience. Before anything really good took place, I woke up. Of course.
I woke up horny, anxious, and full of self-loathing. Plus I was confused as to why I had a sex dream, let alone a sex dream about Travis Stork. Oh well, lets ogle for a few seconds and move on.
* oh, apparently he was also on "The Bachelor," which I've never seen.
Dude is fine, huh? Plus he's tall! Which is a huge turn-on for me.
From what I remember, I was in some large group of people and we were all traveling together. Travis was apart of this group, and we were the youngest people there. Earlier in the day we had all gone hiking and had come back to the lodge to relax for the night. I started giving Travis a back rub since he was complaining of pulling something during the hike. At this point, it was completely innocent. Then he started getting flirty and touchy-feely with me. Which shocked the hell out of me. I mean, look at him. He is crazy hot and I was thinking the entire time, why are you so interested in me?! I figured it was due to me being the only chick close to his age. I also wasn't sure if he actually wanted to have sex or if he was just teasing. But thank god, he wasn't. We excused ourselves from the group and went to the bathroom. I found out pretty quickly that he wasn't kidding around and even though I was very into it, I was super self-conscience about my body. Super self-conscience. Before anything really good took place, I woke up. Of course.
I woke up horny, anxious, and full of self-loathing. Plus I was confused as to why I had a sex dream, let alone a sex dream about Travis Stork. Oh well, lets ogle for a few seconds and move on.
* oh, apparently he was also on "The Bachelor," which I've never seen.
Monday, March 30, 2009
tv junkie?
I AM! And what makes a great tv show is not only their content and execution during their run, but also how they choose to end the series. That is, how they choose to end their series IF they know that they are being taken off the air. I'm not sure if I could come up with a better top 10 Best Television Series Finales than Arlo J. Wiley, but so far his list is very spot on! No matter what shows I've seen or haven't seen, he and I share the same #1 choice, that's for sure!
I suggest reading his Top 10 Best Television Series Finales List for his brilliant explanations as to why these finales are SO great. I'll just compile the list via photos and gush over the number 1 choice.
Again, this is Arlo J. Wiley's List PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go read his article for a super duper great description on each of his choices!
10. "Exeunt Omnes," Oz
9. "Discos and Dragons," Freaks and Geeks *fuck yes! Freaks&Geeks is in my top five fav shows of all time!
8. "Made in America," The Sopranos
7. "Christmas Special," The Office(UK)
6. "Daybreak," Battlestar Galactica
5. "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," M*A*S*H
4. "Development Arrested," Arrested Development
3. "Chosen," Buffy the Vampire Slayer *yes!
2. "Not Fade Away," Angel *yes!
1. "Everyone's Waiting," Six Feet Under *YES! muthafuckin' agreed!
Here's the thing about Six Feet Under. It's tied in my top 2 fav shows of all time. That, and Firefly. However, Six Feet Under's finale is (at least in mine and Arlo's opinion)the best show finale EVER. I still tear up if I watch the ending montage. Below is said ending montage, but it obviously wont pact quite the punch if you aren't invested in the characters and have never seen the show. It's still perfect, non the less.
no seriously, i started crying 1:23 into watching it just now!
Fucking Perfect!
I suggest reading his Top 10 Best Television Series Finales List for his brilliant explanations as to why these finales are SO great. I'll just compile the list via photos and gush over the number 1 choice.
Again, this is Arlo J. Wiley's List PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go read his article for a super duper great description on each of his choices!
10. "Exeunt Omnes," Oz
9. "Discos and Dragons," Freaks and Geeks *fuck yes! Freaks&Geeks is in my top five fav shows of all time!
8. "Made in America," The Sopranos
7. "Christmas Special," The Office(UK)
6. "Daybreak," Battlestar Galactica
5. "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," M*A*S*H
4. "Development Arrested," Arrested Development
3. "Chosen," Buffy the Vampire Slayer *yes!
2. "Not Fade Away," Angel *yes!
1. "Everyone's Waiting," Six Feet Under *YES! muthafuckin' agreed!
Here's the thing about Six Feet Under. It's tied in my top 2 fav shows of all time. That, and Firefly. However, Six Feet Under's finale is (at least in mine and Arlo's opinion)the best show finale EVER. I still tear up if I watch the ending montage. Below is said ending montage, but it obviously wont pact quite the punch if you aren't invested in the characters and have never seen the show. It's still perfect, non the less.
no seriously, i started crying 1:23 into watching it just now!
Fucking Perfect!
obsessed:
I'm like a ghost
I'll be living in a dirt room
Waiting for the day to be closer
To the window when you're home
I'll be standing by your back door
Reaching for the knife in my coat
I'm going to put it to your throat
Sweaty piggy, you're a bad man
What a fucking sad way to go
Your mother raised you as a joke
I should have wiped away a burden
Use the curtain in the kitchen to choke
You
You think you own me
You should have known me
You took the future and the food off my family's plate
You think you'll use me
I'm stronger than you
You take my money, but it's useless
When see what I do to you
Look what I do to you
Oh god then you awoke
You started screaming through the duct tape
Don't ever think I'm letting you go
I'm busy digging you a hole
Now you'll be living in a dirt room
Breathing through the straw of your own
Come on
I really think that this is fun for the money
I'll make it comfy for the time wasted making you rich
I want to cover you in ants, bees and honey
Then take a picture for the cover of our album!
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Kamen Rider:
Here I am, on a saturday morning, doing my awesome motherly duties. Kid's set up in the living room watching like, 5 hours of back to back cartoons on the CW and I'm in kitchen actually cooking breakfast. Yes, it's rare, but I'm bustin' out eggs, sausage, and cinnamon rolls. Every heart attack's, and 5yr old's delight. I'm feeling pretty damn good about myself as I brew some coffee. Then it happens.
As I sit down to peep whatever cartoon/show is on, I realize. I've become an uncool parent. What?! When the hell did this happen?! Whyyyyyy?
Where did this horrible epiphemy come from? From my son's saturday morning cartoon. Or show, rather. I'm sitting there, trying to make sense of whatever the hell is on. And I can't. What the fuck is this show? How does a 5yr old keep track of what's going on when I can't? Oh god, I've transformed into one of those mothers. How embarrassing! It happened overnight. Why? I'm a young mother, I thought I would have been able to fight this off for at least another 10 years.
And what show decided to spin me into the very horrible, uncool pit of despair?
Kamen Rider; Dragon Knight
It's like a super confusing Power Rangers, but on motorcycles. And in the world of reflections. And playing cards are somehow power holders. Plus, there is some kind of cross/double cross storyline going on, and with the entire cast looking the same, I'm have trouble keeping track of who's good and who's bad. Or just who's who at this point.
I keep asking Noah to explain certain things, but he keeps throwing out words such as XAVIAX, ADVENT, DARK KAMEN RIDERS, etc. huh?
Okay, I'll accept defeat. Can we watch Hocus Pocus now please?
As I sit down to peep whatever cartoon/show is on, I realize. I've become an uncool parent. What?! When the hell did this happen?! Whyyyyyy?
Where did this horrible epiphemy come from? From my son's saturday morning cartoon. Or show, rather. I'm sitting there, trying to make sense of whatever the hell is on. And I can't. What the fuck is this show? How does a 5yr old keep track of what's going on when I can't? Oh god, I've transformed into one of those mothers. How embarrassing! It happened overnight. Why? I'm a young mother, I thought I would have been able to fight this off for at least another 10 years.
And what show decided to spin me into the very horrible, uncool pit of despair?
Kamen Rider; Dragon Knight
It's like a super confusing Power Rangers, but on motorcycles. And in the world of reflections. And playing cards are somehow power holders. Plus, there is some kind of cross/double cross storyline going on, and with the entire cast looking the same, I'm have trouble keeping track of who's good and who's bad. Or just who's who at this point.
I keep asking Noah to explain certain things, but he keeps throwing out words such as XAVIAX, ADVENT, DARK KAMEN RIDERS, etc. huh?
Okay, I'll accept defeat. Can we watch Hocus Pocus now please?
Thursday, March 26, 2009
It's hard to think through all the cotton-y pain:
I've been sick for a while and whatever I got, I got from my son. Thanks honey. Then the other day he started crying on and off about his ear, so I finally got to take him to a clinic today. Result: he has an ear infection. Luckily I asked his doctor to look in my ear as well. Result: I have an ear infection. WTH? Can I please stop getting ear infections now that I'm a freaking adult?! PLEASE?!!! I got a double ear infection last year, one that I didn't get checked out until my ears had been bleeding for a few days. Thank you America's Healthcare System and my lack of insurance.
However, the doctor was very sweet and understanding and wrote an Rx for both of us, which through some partnership with Fred Meyer, ended up being free.
Also, random dumbass move:
I suppose since I had been sick and out of it, I didn't realize exactly when Spring Break started for my son. I also wasn't reminded since he came home early last wednesday and thursday for feeling sick. Friday I just kept him home and Friday just happens to be the day that reminders and newsletters and whatnots are sent home with our children. So naturally, still feeling like shit, but (sort of) able to move around, I get Noah ready for school Monday morning. Even the news, which is our main selection for background music in the mornings, keeps talking about Spring Break. It still has yet to dawn on me. As I'm driving out of the apartment complex, I notice that there aren't any kids lined up for the bus. I tell Noah how odd that is and finally wonder if there is any school. I drive on. I get to school only to find it deserted. Again, I wonder if there is any school and I can't figure out why there wouldn't be. I drive around from the drop-off location to the front of the school to see if the office is lit up. As I'm rounding the school, somehow, through all the foggy sickness that has settled on my brain, I come up with the answer. SPRING BREAK! Holy crap Noah, it's SPRING BREAK! Right after I figure it out, I hear on the radio that Portland Schools are out for Spring Break. Thanks local djs.
However, the doctor was very sweet and understanding and wrote an Rx for both of us, which through some partnership with Fred Meyer, ended up being free.
Also, random dumbass move:
I suppose since I had been sick and out of it, I didn't realize exactly when Spring Break started for my son. I also wasn't reminded since he came home early last wednesday and thursday for feeling sick. Friday I just kept him home and Friday just happens to be the day that reminders and newsletters and whatnots are sent home with our children. So naturally, still feeling like shit, but (sort of) able to move around, I get Noah ready for school Monday morning. Even the news, which is our main selection for background music in the mornings, keeps talking about Spring Break. It still has yet to dawn on me. As I'm driving out of the apartment complex, I notice that there aren't any kids lined up for the bus. I tell Noah how odd that is and finally wonder if there is any school. I drive on. I get to school only to find it deserted. Again, I wonder if there is any school and I can't figure out why there wouldn't be. I drive around from the drop-off location to the front of the school to see if the office is lit up. As I'm rounding the school, somehow, through all the foggy sickness that has settled on my brain, I come up with the answer. SPRING BREAK! Holy crap Noah, it's SPRING BREAK! Right after I figure it out, I hear on the radio that Portland Schools are out for Spring Break. Thanks local djs.
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